Gopher(Rank)

Gopher is one of the many ranks on CoU. Gopher is a rank for a person who does certain duties that officers don't want to do. Most of the jobs are for the chat. Gophers are considered to be one of the top non-officer members of certain groups. Their main jobs are grunt work.

Gopher
Current Gophers	TheFallenOne
Duties	Everything that the officers don't want to do and grunt work.

Current Gophers

TheFallenOne - Fallen is the first Gopher for CoU. One day he mentioned that he was a Gopher for this club and Jason liked the idea of the Gopher rank.

Gopher Duties

Gophers have a set of duties that they must obey or they will be attacked by the ancient Gopher Gods.

1. Obey the officers.
2. Provide distraction when needed.
3. If any, always help your Gopher allies.
4. Only for chat, clear chat when asked.
5. Kill anyone that the officers want dead.
6. Rebuild HQ when it is destroyed.
7. Keep dragons fed at all times.
8. Help Zio and Dark with their pranks.
9. Stop Zio and Dark's pranks.
10. Make everyone lose the game.
11. Be NPCs in Chatplays.
12. Become a Human Shield.
13. Kill one of the officers.
14. Make equipment for the Cult.
15. Sing a song.
16. Kill Barky.
17. Grunt Work.
18. Get Jason his chew toy.
19. Steal Giga's death ray.
20. Hand Giga his death ray.
21. Be target practice.
22. Destroy anyone who makes a "Giga's bald!" joke.
23. Initiate HQ's self-destruct mode.
24. Add new equipment/features to HQ.
25. Sharpen Dark's claws.
26. Open the door to the Cult
27. Kill Justin Bieber.
28. Feed the cave people.
29. Never leave any cultist behind.
30. Let Fricai out of his cage
31. Put Fricai in his cage
32. Make pasta
33. Put Zio in his cage
34. Let Zio out of his cage
35. Summon Broly
36. Make bald jokes
37. Explain something in a very smart way
38. Explain something in a dumb way
39. Whip Fang
40. hail Kirby (>°.°)>
41. say Yra zye hoe 'i
42. Spite Hunch
43. Cereal
44. Slap people with random object.
45. Hit Jason in the head
46. Brick Giga
47. Throw people inside Clown Room
48. Ban people with ze Ban Stick
49. Torment people(Ex. Starr) with GD. 40
50. Retrieve random people from the forum to the chatroom
51. If Jude's eyes are red, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM
52. Make "in <insert country/state/continent> jokes
53. Blame Nate for glitches
54. Take part in "Throw X at Y" contests
55. Make "We heard you like X" jokes
56. Say "ok" every 5 minutes to Jason
57. Get Cipher to join CoU *currently in progress*
58. Go to the Cave to get stuff
59. Make references that are funny
60. Put Yoda in his cage
61. Let Yoda out of his cage
62. Have random bursts of inteligence
63. Correct spelling error in above GD
64. Think everyone is Santa
65. Prevent Ti-Fang from eating someone
66. Attempt to prevent Dark climbing on the ceiling
67. Let Dark climb on the ceiling
68. Make people lose The Game
69. Say Bow Chika Bow Wow.
70. Never question the officers 8^D
71. Get shot
72. Break into Giga's lab
73. Get thrown out of Giga's lab
74. Watch Zephyr
75. Throw Blaize in a room with tons of squirrels
76. Feed Starr when she's in sky serpent form. Hobos preferred.
77. Let Dark throw Zio through stuff when he's mad.
78. Shoe George
79. Get shoe'd by George
80. Make George shoe Gaga or Giag
81. Kill Kuro... again
82. Clone Afti and Kam for... target practice
83. Travel to Mantua for some ridiculous mission
84. Notice that Shadow is pretending to not be present
85. Confuse new initiates by not telling them why they have to choose a weapon
86. Purple.
87. YES.
88. Ninja Jason
89. zomg rain
90. Deliver postcards from Mister Peanut
91. Send Blaine back to Soviet Russia

92-99. To be translated from Gopher to English.

100. Initiate Plan Alpha Omega Chatzy.

101-9000. To be translated from Gopher to English

9001. OVER 9000!