Gopher is one of the many ranks on CoU. Gopher is a rank for a person who does certain duties that officers don't want to do. Most of the jobs are for the chat. Gophers are considered to be one of the top non-officer members of certain groups. Their main jobs are grunt work.
Everything that the officers don't want to do and grunt work.
TheFallenOne - Fallen is the first Gopher for CoU. One day he mentioned that he was a Gopher for this club and Jason liked the idea of the Gopher rank.
Gophers have a set of duties that they must obey or they will be attacked by the ancient Gopher Gods.
- Obey the officers.
- Provide distraction when needed.
- If any, always help your Gopher allies.
- Only for chat, clear chat when asked.
- Kill anyone that the officers want dead.
- Rebuild HQ when it is destroyed.
- Keep dragons fed at all times.
- Help Zio and Dark with their pranks.
- Stop Zio and Dark's pranks.
- Make everyone lose the game.
- Be NPCs in Chatplays.
- Become a Human Shield.
- Kill one of the officers.
- Make equipment for the Cult.
- Sing a song.
- Kill Barky.
- Grunt Work.
- Get Jason his chew toy.
- Steal Giga's death ray.
- Hand Giga his death ray.
- Be target practice.
- Destroy anyone who makes a "Giga's bald!" joke.
- Initiate HQ's self-destruct mode.
- Add new equipment/features to HQ.
- Sharpen Dark's claws.
- Open the door to the Cult
- Kill Justin Bieber.
- Feed the cave people.
- Never leave any cultist behind.
- Let Fricai out of his cage
- Put Fricai in his cage
- Make pasta
- Put Zio in his cage
- Let Zio out of his cage
- Summon Broly
- Make bald jokes
- Explain something in a very smart way
- Explain something in a dumb way
- Whip Fang
- hail Kirby (>°.°)>
- say Yra zye hoe 'i
- Spite Hunch
- Slap people with random object.
- Hit Jason in the head
- Brick Giga
- Throw people inside Clown Room
- Ban people with ze Ban Stick
- Torment people(Ex. Starr) with GD. 40
- Retrieve random people from the forum to the chatroom
- If Jude's eyes are red, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM
- Make "in <insert country/state/continent> jokes
- Blame Nate for glitches
- Take part in "Throw X at Y" contests
- Make "We heard you like X" jokes
- Say "ok" every 5 minutes to Jason
- Get Cipher to join CoU *currently in progress*
- Go to the Cave to get stuff
- Make references that are funny
- Put Yoda in his cage
- Let Yoda out of his cage
- Have random bursts of inteligence
- Correct spelling error in above GD
- Think everyone is Santa
- Prevent Ti-Fang from eating someone
- Attempt to prevent Dark climbing on the ceiling
- Let Dark climb on the ceiling
- Make people lose The Game
- Say Bow Chika Bow Wow.
- Never question the officers 8^D
- Get shot
- Break into Giga's lab
- Get thrown out of Giga's lab
- Watch Zephyr
- Throw Blaize in a room with tons of squirrels
- Feed Starr when she's in sky serpent form. Hobos preferred.
- Let Dark throw Zio through stuff when he's mad.
- Shoe George
- Get shoe'd by George
- Make George shoe Gaga or Giag
- Kill Kuro... again
- Clone Afti and Kam for... target practice
- Travel to Mantua for some ridiculous mission
- Notice that Shadow is pretending to not be present
- Confuse new initiates by not telling them why they have to choose a weapon
- Ninja Jason
- zomg rain
- Deliver postcards from Mister Peanut
- Send Blaine back to Soviet Russia
92-99. To be translated from Gopher to English.
100. Initiate Plan Alpha Omega Chatzy.
101-9000. To be translated from Gopher to English
9001. OVER 9000!